Apple Quotes (Plus Cute Sayings & Jokes)
Needs some awesome apple quotes for kids? We’ve found some of the best apple sayings, quotes and jokes and rounded them up right here. Plus we include some great activities and printables to go with them!
Kids love apples! Whether they’re crunching into them in the schoolyard or grabbing one as an afternoon snack, these juicy fruits are always a favorite treat.
So why not add some fun to the mix and explore this unique fruit with some fantastic apple quotes?
We’ve rounded up plenty of inspiring sayings about apples for your little ones, to help get their creative juices flowing!
Be prepared for witty puns, charming proverbs and amusing anecdotes – guaranteed to make kids smile.
And if you are working on fun apple activities, be sure to check out some of our fun apple crafts, like our paper plate apple craft, our origami apple, and our 3D paper apple printable.
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Apple Sayings
You’re the apple of my eye!
I find you a-peel-ing.
And they lived apple-y ever after.
You’re awesome, right to the core!
Apple is the safest fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The sweeter the apple the blacker the core.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
A bad apple can spoil the bunch.
The best thing to do with the best apples is to eat them.
One bad apple can spoil the barrel.
The sweetest apples grow high up in trees.
Apples are reminders that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
Quotes About Apples
Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don’t count on harvesting Golden Delicious.
-Billy Meyer
You are the sunshine of my life That’s why I’ll always be around, You are the apple of my eye, Forever you’ll stay in my heart
-Stevie Wonder
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
-Martine Luther
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
-Benjamin Franklin
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
-Jane Austin
Relationships are like apples: they can be sweet and satisfying. But once you bite into a bad one, it’s hard to go back to the barrel again.
-John Avery
A few bad apples is no reason not to visit the orchard.
-Lauren Weisberger
If you’re not hungry enough to eat an apple, you’re not hungry.
-Michael Pollan
The moral of snow white is to never eat apples.
-Lemony Snicket
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why?
-Bernard Baruch
There is little choice in a barrel of rotten apples.
-William Shakespheare
The rotten apple spoils his companion.
-Benjamin Franklin
The bruised apple becomes apple sauce.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
The fruit is what matters, not how gnarly or beautiful the apple tree is.
-Aiden Wilson Tozer
If you’ve never tasted a bad apple, you would never appreciate a good apple because you have to experience life to understand life.
-Leon Brown
Cute Apple Quotes & Puns
These cute apple saying are fun but meaningful.
I finally found my apple-y ever after
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
I apple-ogize for the inconvenience.
Off to make some apple-solutely delicious desserts.
This fall weather gives me all the peels.
I’d like to apple-ogize for the pun.
Funny Apple Jokes
Q: What did the apple say to the other apple?
A: “I’m feeling a bit bruised!”
Q: What did one apple seed say to the other?
A: “Let’s go grow!”
Q: What’s an apple’s favorite movie?
A: Mr and Mr Smith.
Q: What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant?
A: Applebee’s.
Q: What did the teacher apple say to her students?
A: “You’re all so a-peel-ing today!”
Q: What is an Egyptian apple pie?
A: The kind mummy used to make.
Q: What dessert do they serve at the King’s castle?
A: Apple pie a la moat.
Q: Why did the apple go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
Q: Why don’t apples ever get any homework?
A: Because they already know the core subjects!
Q: What’s an apple’s favorite game?
A: Fruit Ninja!
Q: Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?
A: Granny
Q: How do apples stay fit?
A: They do core workouts!
Q: Why did the apple turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?
Q: Where do honey crisps go to see musicals?
A: The big apple.
Q: How do you make an apple turnover?
A: Roll it down a hill.
Q: When is an apple pie grouchy?
A: When it’s made with crab apples!
Q: Why do apples avoid being seen with Martha Stewart?
A: to avoid suspicion of in-cider trading.
Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
A: Keep everyone away
Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A: A crab apple!
Apple Activities
If you are studying apples or learning about them, grab some of our free apple templates. They’re great for craft projects or to use as drawing or writing prompts.
You could even have the kids write down their favorite apple jokes and post them around the house or classroom.
Whether you love them or hate them, apple sayings are always fun to share. So why not surprise your kids with a sweet apple quote today? It’s sure to bring a smile to their faces!
Happy apple munching! 🙂
